mishasminions:

hellscabanaboy:

kismetjeska:

#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

#SCIENCE BRO FEELS

#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one

SCIENCE BROS 5EVA

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theavengersshouldnttext:

Steve: We can’t act like it was no big deal. This could turn into a real problem.Tony, we have to talk about it.

Tony: okay JUST BECAUSE A MAN’S ARC REACTOR MALFUNCTIONS DURING STRESSFUL EPISODES OF BUFFY Tony: AM I NOT ALLOWED EMOTIONS?

Steve: I was really scared, Tony! I thought you were going to die.

Tony: OH YEAH and you didn’t cry like someone was murdering puppies when we saw the reichenbach falls

Steve: That’s completely different, Tony!

Tony: IN WHAT UNIVERSE

Steve: Tony! I just want to know everything will be okay and that we can watch season finales without you having to rush down to the lab and fix yourself. I felt so powerless, it was horrible.

Tony: okay fine captain good samaritan would you feel better if I taught you how to fix it?

Steve: Yes, thank you.

Steve: Now might be a good time…I can hear JARVIS’s warnings from here. Are you watching the last episode of M*A*S*H again?

Tony: no

Tony: ow

Tony: maybe

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theavengersshouldnttext:

Thor: OH, ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED A PHENOMENON MOST WONDERFUL.

Bruce: Okay, what is it?

Thor: IF ONE PLACES TWO SYMBOLS OF PUNCTUATION ADJACENT TO ONE ANOTHER, THE RESULT MIMICS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.

Thor: :)

Thor: THIS ONE APPEARS TO BE CONTENT AND IS SMILING

Bruce: Yes Thor, I see, very nice

Thor: :D

Thor: :P

Thor: :S

Bruce: Okay…Thats enough…

Thor: I AM CURRENTLY EXPRESSING A FACE SIMILAR TO THIS ONE :( BECAUSE YOU DO NOT FIND THEM ENTERTAINING

Thor: I BELIEVED THEM TO BE QUITE ENTERTAINING

Bruce: Yes, but you’re overdoing it. Please stop

—

Bruce: dfhhdgfg

Tony: just text me when you’re done being a green rage monster

Bruce: Thank you…where am I?

Tony: On a beach, pepper’s on her way to you, she’s got clothes. what was it this time?

Bruce: Thor… He discovered emoticons…

Tony: Oh

Tony: okay well ill see you back at stark tower ;)

Bruce:…

Bruce: You are so lucky I have good control…

Tony: hey

Tony: hey

Tony: hey banner

Tony: (whale)

Bruce:…I hate you.

(submitted by ruraltruffle )

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natasharedledger:

Was he married?

#it just really gets to me how tony will go out of his way to hide his kindness #he offers the most extravagant things like it’s nbd #”i’ll fly you to portland pfft whatevs” #he jokes that phil’s first name is ”agent” and yet #he knows about the cellist #and wants phil to have a love life #and offers to fly him wherever so he can have it #and then pretends he’s not sure when steve asks him #because god forbid anyone finds out that tony stark gives a shit

((I think my soul just died.))

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tomhiddlestoned:

 #THEIR LOVE IS LIKE A DISNEY MOVIE BUT WITH SUPER POWERS  #STEVE WILL WISH WITH ‘PART OF YOUR WORLD’  #THOR AND CLINT WILL SERENADE WITH ‘KISS THE GIRL’ AND ‘CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT’  #TONY WILL REBEL WITH ‘I WON’T SAY I’M IN LOVE’  #LOKI WILL TAUNT WITH ‘BE PREPARED’  #AND IT WILL ALL FINISH WITH ‘I SEE THE LIGHT’  

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slytherintomychamberofsecrets:

good

good

very good

27588 Notes   dancysSource   darlingdanyReblogged  

The Avengers according to Tony Stark.

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callmekitto:

istehlurvz:

You know how frustrated you get when your parent’s or grandparents try to use the computer?

Tony’s got it about x73208ur590325 times worse.

Headcannon: Steve types like John.

steve

steve you can press tab to go to the next box you don’t have to-

steve you can just open new tabs you don’t have to have that many windows-

steve stop stop you can scroll with the mouse you don’t have to click up and down at the sidebar

steve

steve no

steve

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ironfries:

vengerturtle:

ashinan:

shleeping:

YOU GUYS, WE’VE BEEN SPELLING THEM WRONG THE WHOLE TIME!

Tony literally gave them names! No proof of whether “Butterfingers” is a nickname or another one of Tony’s babies since they only have names in Iron Man 2. Either way, mind=blown.

Oh my god. He literally did give them names. I can’t even right now. BUT I’VE BEEN SPELLING THEM WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME. ARGH. Well, sadly, I am staying with You and Dummy haha. I’ve written too much to change them now >< 

I’m just gonna go die of adorable now

SHRIEKS THE MOST ADORABLE HADHSHJDHDKFDJSKF

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