#in which Bruce Banner finally finds somebody who isn’t afraid to kid around with him #because he has a sense of humour after all #’i’m sorry, that was mean’ anyone? #but everybody tiptoes around him because ‘oh shit, he’s a monster’ #but then he meets Tony #someone who’s not afraid to be around him #someone who might actually be a friend #and that means so much to him and permeates so deep that even when he’s the fucking Hulk he still wants to save Tony’s ass #because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
#SCIENCE BRO FEELS
#because by not treating the Hulk like a monster, Tony stopped him from being one
SCIENCE BROS 5EVA
Steve: We can’t act like it was no big deal. This could turn into a real problem.Tony, we have to talk about it.
Tony: okay JUST BECAUSE A MAN’S ARC REACTOR MALFUNCTIONS DURING STRESSFUL EPISODES OF BUFFY Tony: AM I NOT ALLOWED EMOTIONS?
Steve: I was really scared, Tony! I thought you were going to die.
Tony: OH YEAH and you didn’t cry like someone was murdering puppies when we saw the reichenbach falls
Steve: That’s completely different, Tony!
Tony: IN WHAT UNIVERSE
Steve: Tony! I just want to know everything will be okay and that we can watch season finales without you having to rush down to the lab and fix yourself. I felt so powerless, it was horrible.
Tony: okay fine captain good samaritan would you feel better if I taught you how to fix it?
Steve: Yes, thank you.
Steve: Now might be a good time…I can hear JARVIS’s warnings from here. Are you watching the last episode of M*A*S*H again?
Thor: OH, ANGRY GREEN ONE, I HAVE DISCOVERED A PHENOMENON MOST WONDERFUL.
Bruce: Okay, what is it?
Thor: IF ONE PLACES TWO SYMBOLS OF PUNCTUATION ADJACENT TO ONE ANOTHER, THE RESULT MIMICS FACIAL EXPRESSIONS.
Thor: THIS ONE APPEARS TO BE CONTENT AND IS SMILING
Bruce: Yes Thor, I see, very nice
Bruce: Okay…Thats enough…
Thor: I AM CURRENTLY EXPRESSING A FACE SIMILAR TO THIS ONE :( BECAUSE YOU DO NOT FIND THEM ENTERTAINING
Thor: I BELIEVED THEM TO BE QUITE ENTERTAINING
Bruce: Yes, but you’re overdoing it. Please stop
Tony: just text me when you’re done being a green rage monster
Bruce: Thank you…where am I?
Tony: On a beach, pepper’s on her way to you, she’s got clothes. what was it this time?
Bruce: Thor… He discovered emoticons…
Tony: okay well ill see you back at stark tower ;)
Bruce: You are so lucky I have good control…
Tony: hey banner
Bruce:…I hate you.
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Was he married?
#it just really gets to me how tony will go out of his way to hide his kindness #he offers the most extravagant things like it’s nbd #”i’ll fly you to portland pfft whatevs” #he jokes that phil’s first name is ”agent” and yet #he knows about the cellist #and wants phil to have a love life #and offers to fly him wherever so he can have it #and then pretends he’s not sure when steve asks him #because god forbid anyone finds out that tony stark gives a shit
((I think my soul just died.))
#THEIR LOVE IS LIKE A DISNEY MOVIE BUT WITH SUPER POWERS #STEVE WILL WISH WITH ‘PART OF YOUR WORLD’ #THOR AND CLINT WILL SERENADE WITH ‘KISS THE GIRL’ AND ‘CAN YOU FEEL THE LOVE TONIGHT’ #TONY WILL REBEL WITH ‘I WON’T SAY I’M IN LOVE’ #LOKI WILL TAUNT WITH ‘BE PREPARED’ #AND IT WILL ALL FINISH WITH ‘I SEE THE LIGHT’
The Avengers according to Tony Stark.
You know how frustrated you get when your parent’s or grandparents try to use the computer?
Tony’s got it about x73208ur590325 times worse.
Headcannon: Steve types like John.
steve you can press tab to go to the next box you don’t have to-
steve you can just open new tabs you don’t have to have that many windows-
steve stop stop you can scroll with the mouse you don’t have to click up and down at the sidebar
YOU GUYS, WE’VE BEEN SPELLING THEM WRONG THE WHOLE TIME!
Tony literally gave them names! No proof of whether “Butterfingers” is a nickname or another one of Tony’s babies since they only have names in Iron Man 2. Either way, mind=blown.
Oh my god. He literally did give them names. I can’t even right now. BUT I’VE BEEN SPELLING THEM WRONG THIS ENTIRE TIME. ARGH. Well, sadly, I am staying with You and Dummy haha. I’ve written too much to change them now ><
I’m just gonna go die of adorable now
SHRIEKS THE MOST ADORABLE HADHSHJDHDKFDJSKF